These are the legends we've hand picked to witness our vows, keep us sane and make questionable decisions on the dance floor.
Some we've known since childhood, others we met and immediately trauma-bonded with. Each one brings something special to the table. Basically, if this wedding were a heist, they'd be the crew we'd call to pull it off.
ELISSA HUM - Maid of Honor
She's the bride's BFF, therapist, planner, and emotional support human all in one. Model level gorgeous with a gym membership she actually uses. She may not live nearby, but she's been right beside the bride every step of the way.
RACHEL BUITING - Bridesmaid
Technically a cousin, emotionally a sister. Partner-in-crime since childhood. Professional "remember when?" story teller. Has been there through heartbreaks, hangovers and every bad decision in between.
KATELYN COLEMAN "Barncat's Kitty" - Bridesmaid
A legend in her own right! Katelyn crash-landed into the bride's life via the groom - and thank God she did. Married to a groomsman, has a black belt in wedding antics, can do the splits without hesitation and knows every Riley Green lyric like it's scripture. Basically the human version of confetti. Approach with caution - and a cocktail!!
SHAELAN SANNA - Bridesmaid
Some people make friends over time, this friendship however, was made over endless dancing and way too many "should we go out tonight?" decisions. She's the reason the bride's college memories sparkled. She's bougie in the best way - her coffee order has more syllables than a Shakespeare monologue. She's model-level stunning and always smells expensive. This girl sparkles so hard she makes diamonds feel insecure. There was no way this day was happening without her.
TIFFANY MARGISON - Bridesmaid
Her love life could be a Netflix series (and honestly, we'd binge it). She's got guy drama like it's a full-time job -- with overtime. BUT through all the heartbreaks, rebounds and red flags she's chosen to ignore, she's been a fiercely loyal friend. We love her, chaos and all - - and when she finally finds her "Tony", he better know he's getting a queen!
KESHIA MACLENNAN - Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom, genetically blessed and so organized it makes Google Calendar feel insecure. She's naturally stunning - like "woke up like this" level - but don't let the beauty fool you. Behind that glowing skin is a woman who planned her entire week before you finished your morning coffee. Her OCD doesn't take days off.
LEIGHTEN MICHAUD - Junior Bridesmaid
Wears her title like a crown!
Daughter of the bride and future CEO of "telling it like it is". She's here to slay in her dress. Already more stylish than everyone in the bridal party. She calls this her "Soft Launch" into wedding world domination.
BOB HALEY - Best Man
A man of few words but many talents. He has always been a steady presence in the groom's life. When he's not perfecting his maple syrup recipe - a process that requires patience, precision and a deep understanding of sap flow -- you'll find him leading by example as a devoted uncle and role model. His quiet wisdom and unwavering support have guided the groom through life's twists and turns, much like navigating the gravel roads they both cherish.
BRANDON COLEMAN "Barncat" - Groomsman
Groom's unofficial accountant and full-time voice of reason. He's here to party - as long as it's been pre-approved, budgeted and doesn't mess with his schedule. May or may not be submitting receipts for his tux rental. Brings solid "dad" vibes. Responsible for keeping the groom alive and hydrated. So basically: the real MVP.
BRODY COLEMAN - Groomsman
The Groom's longtime partner-in-crime known for his love of late nights, strong whiskey and even stronger peer pressure. Has a PhD in "just one more drink" and a bad habit of "borrowing" the groom for spontaneous late-night missions. He's here to celebrate, instigate and possibly need a ride home.
TRAVIS FERGUSON - Groomsman
Hunting enthusiast, snowmobile addict, garage goblin. If it's loud, fast or requires safety goggles, he's in. When he's not covered in camo or grease, he's probably getting the party started (and keeping it going). He's the kind of guy who considers duct tape a love language and thinks "cleaning up" means hosing off the mud. May look quiet, but he's probably planning something mildly illegal and extremely fun.
BUBBA WENSINK - Groomsman
Don't let the clipboard fool you - he may coach hockey, but his real job is being the undefeated beer chugging champion. In the summer, you'll find him on the groom's boat, soaking up the sun and pretending he's the captain. He's here for a good time, a cold beer, and possibly to challenge someone to a chug-off during the reception. Proceed with caution!!
KYLE JACKSON - Groomsman
Childhood friend of the groom and lifelong reminder that loyalty and stubbornness can, infact, coexist. He's the guy who'll stay late at work just to prove a point, but good luck getting him out of the house once he's finally home. Loves a good "girly" drink and hates being told what to do. Think "tough guy energy" with an umbrella garnish.
BRYCEN MICHAUD - Junior Groomsman
Son of the bride, official tie straightener and silent judge of everyone's dance moves. He's mostly here for the food but we made him wear a suit anyway. Don't expect much from him in terms of speeches - he's saving his energy for second helpings.